Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Monica = 30 Years

And now the story of a young couple and the one husband who created a phenomenal birthday weekend together!

We decided to start the festivities off right and eat Chinese food. That was a good choice on our part. The whole family hung out and a good time, and good spring rolls too.



The original plan was to drive to St George, UT and meet family and friends there for a surprise party. Unfortunately, most of our plans changed due to events outside anyone's control and St George didn't happen. Fortunately, Monica and I were still able to go do the biggest surprise part: I took her to Sedona, AZ for the weekend. As you can see, the weekend started out great!


What you see here is most certainly not a slab of dragon steak (that was a direct Harry Potter reference). It is actually a slab of grilled American cactus. We saw it on the menu and were suddenly all intrigued and thought, "What the hey!" Looks really good right?


Nope, it's totally nasty! At first it kind of tastes like asparagus or broccoli stem. And then it gets slimy. Really slimy! That's when it made me think of what it would be like to eat aloe vera. You squeeze it and all this slimy jelly stuff comes out. Yeah, it was really nasty. Don't ever order grilled American cactus! I've just done you a huge favor!


Sedona is kind of like a cross between Park City and Moab. Cute little shops and art galleries downtown with red rock mountains all around. It sprinkled on us a little bit but it felt really good to feel rain. Yep, you just heard Shawn Jensen say he enjoyed rain folks!


This hike is called Cathedral. If you don't know about Sedona, AZ, you should know that it is the center of the universe, at least according to scores of hippies and spiritualists. There are "vortexes" all over Sedona which apparently draw in the powers of the universe and you can yourself receive these powers if you are close enough to a vortex. At the top of this hike we actually so two ladies in matching fluorescent yellow jumpsuits sitting on the ground holding hands meditating and calling upon the forces of the cosmos to envelope them. We just walked quietly around them so as not to disrupt their Chi.


I thought universe powers would be pretty cool so I tried a little meditation of my own. I can now leap tall buildings in a single bound and see through anything, including lead!


Monica found a fountain and I forced her to sit next to it for a picture. You can see from the huge grin on her face how happy she is that I did that.


It's actually difficult to tell who is more concerned, me or the giant iron elk.

We had a really great time, and even scored a 2-Night getaway at a local resort that's just opened there. So, mission accomplished! We had a great time and Monica, my beautiful, intelligent and amazing wife is 30! Congrats to her and her extreme awesomeness!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Ode to Monica on year #30


There once was a girl named Monica,
who had never played the harmonica
but her husband did and so will her kid
and they'll play them as they ride in their Mazda

This beautiful girl loves her birthday
she wishes it happened every Thursday
each August she waits and anticipates
the goodies, ice cream, and cakes

We all love this wonderful girl
She's so pretty it makes Shawn's bald head swirl
We love when she laughs and how she cleans this and that
a perfect wife mother daughter, a pearl

Ok, that was a little bit cheesy
but doing this poem thing ain't easy
But I love you so much, so here's the last touch
hurry come home for a nice birthday squeezy (hug)

Love you! Have a great day!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Favorite New Website

Check out this awesome website and see if there are "treats" in your area!

http://www.freebirthdaytreats.com/default.aspx

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Pot Pourri (which literally means rotten pot in French but there's no rotten pot in our blog)


Yay for Family Home Evening!

A few weeks ago our FHE was about love. I made these red paper hearts for us to put on ourselves as we talked about what love is and how it's important in the family. I'm sure Lincoln knows we love him, but he found it more entertaining to break our hearts, the paper ones. We had a good time though and we got a kick out of Lincoln rocking out to oldies music at Coldstone.






We found a brown widow spider in our garage. . .this is actually the second one. Yes, there is such a thing as a brown widow spider. . .See!? It looks black here but it's brown and had some crazy orange and yellow markings on its back. Then it had these crazy skin lesions when I sprayed the bug killer on it.

We Jensen's really love our Sunday mornings. Since we don't have church until 12:30 we have plenty of time to develop innovative ways to keep Lincoln, and ourselves, entertained. Hence:







Finally, I think I came pretty close to breaking my big toe. The other day I thought it would be just a jolly old time for Lincoln if I carried him up the stairs at light speed. Yeah, good idea until you slip on the 3rd step and biff it hardcore. I jammed/twisted my toe and Lincoln bumped his head. I'm such a safe parent. Check out the color on this bad boy!!! If you're one of those people who thinks feet are gross in general, ye be warned!